Archive for 'Humor'
Top 10 Signs Your Addicted to eBay
April 10th, 2008. Published under Humor. No Comments.
There are literally millions of people that are striving each and everyday to make an easy buck online. The idea of making money online and especially, making money on eBay, is not new. In fact, the eBay market is a little too saturated if you ask me.
With all the nail-biting, finger-clawing, head to head competition […]
Have You Been Nailed?
April 10th, 2008. Published under Humor. No Comments.
Pink Gin, Pale Punk Pink, In the Pink - I think naming nail polishes would be a delightfully colorful job - until my boss thought I was having too much fun and suggested I name a polish Pink Slip Pink.
When someone names a polish Miraculous Mauve, I might be able to polish my nails […]
Is Slang A Four-Letter Word?
April 10th, 2008. Published under Humor. No Comments.
For my grandmother slang was a four-letter word. She didn’t want slang in the dictionary because she thought it infected our language.
“He goes”, “she goes”, “they go”; but no one goes anywhere. Because enough people used the word goes incorrectly for a long enough period of time, the goes that means says goes into […]
Are You And Your Mate Well Mated?
April 10th, 2008. Published under Humor. No Comments.
I admit it. I was the victim of marriage tests in women’s magazines. When my marriage failed the “Marital Aptitude Test”, I was concerned. When it failed “Are You and Your Mate Well Mated?”, I started to worry. However, when it failed the “Monogamous Multiple Choice”, I decided my marriage needed help.
My husband disagreed. […]
Is This Another Fish Story?
April 10th, 2008. Published under Humor. No Comments.
Sushi is so popular in Southern California the local bar is likely a sushi bar. However, the farther sushi is from the ocean, the less popular it is.
If you think sushi belongs in an aquarium, concentrate on the rice - not the raw fish - when you try it.
Without the rice it’s called […]
Is Progress Our Most Important Product?
April 10th, 2008. Published under Humor. No Comments.
Okay. I admit it. I’m electronically challenged. I have trouble using an electric can opener, an electric pencil sharpener - even an electric toothbrush.
My husband, on the other hand - the hand holding a fistful of extension cords - loves electronic gadgets. It’s a guy thing, which I’m sure Freud would have said related […]
Have You Played Suburban Slot Machines?
April 10th, 2008. Published under Humor. No Comments.
Ask people what they do when they go to Las Vegas and they’ll say they play slot machines. I play slot machines too, but not only in Las Vegas. There are legal slot machines where I live.
Because all free parking spaces seem to be taken by fire hydrants, I learned how to play suburban […]